The Catapult Geek Code is a confusing collection of letters and symbols. Interpreting it
is not really an exact science. These tables should help.
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B: An indication of your catapult building proficiency.
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| B- |
I've never built a catapult
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| B |
I've built one catapult and it the coolest thing ever.
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| B+ |
I've built a couple catapults and now know what I need to improve.
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| B++ |
My close family is beginning to wonder about my obsession
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| B+++ |
Everyone I know is beginning to wonder about my obsession
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| B++++ |
I am Ron Toms and TV audiences everywhere marvel at my obsession.
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G: An indication of how many operational catapults you have in
storage.
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| G- |
I don't own any catapults
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| G |
I have one very precious catapult
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| G+ |
I have started collecting catapults
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| G++ |
I have started boasting about my catapult collection
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| G+++ |
I have started parking in the driveway
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| G++++ |
I am Ron Toms and have a warehouse of catapults
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C: An indication of how many competitions you have attended
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| C- |
There are catapult competitions?
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| C |
I just got back from the 'Chunk and it's soooo coooool.
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| C+ |
The chunk is going to be a yearly event for me now.
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| C++ |
No longer considered a competition newbie.
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| C+++ |
Veteran Chunker
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| C++++ |
Bob Carbo.
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A: An indication of how many awards you have received at
chunkin' contests.
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| A- |
Punkin Chunkin' is an excuse for drinkin' beer.
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| A |
Woo Hoo! I've got an award!
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| A+ |
I could get used to winning awards
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| A++ |
I have a special room for all my awards
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| A+++ |
I'm running out of room for all my awards
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| A++++ |
I own Gene's Machine.
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V: An indication of how many contests you have visited as an observer.
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| V- |
I would never be caught outside the Pits
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| V |
I went to a chunk and that was amazing!
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| V+ |
Looking for a better view
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| V++ |
I wear a pumpkin on my head every year.
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| V+++ |
Those catapult builders are weird. I keep hoping to see a machine explode.
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| V++++ |
Groupie!
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I: An indication of how many catapults you have invented.
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| I |
I invented a pretty nifty catapult
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| I+ |
I invented a couple nifty catapults
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| I++ |
I can't leave well enough alone
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| I+++ |
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| I++++ |
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D: An indication of how many catapults you have Designed.
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| D |
I posted to the Catapult Message board and wrote down some stuff.
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| D+ |
The plans on the 'net are not good enough for me.
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| D++ |
All my catapults are unique!
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| D+++ |
No one knew how to build catapults when I started.
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| D++++ |
I am Ron Toms.
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T: An indication of how many classes you have taught.
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| T |
I went to a high school and the kids thought I was wierd.
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| T+ |
I've become an excuse to skip class.
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| T++ |
I know a few physics teachers.
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| T+++ |
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W: An indication of how large your website is.
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| W |
I have a website.
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| W+ |
I have pictures on my website
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| W++ |
I have a movie on my website
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| W+++ |
I have a large CGI and documented the fact on the internet.
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| W++++ |
I am Ron Toms
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P: An indication of how many plans you have written and published
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| P |
I took my little catapult and made plans for it.
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| P+ |
The more plans I write, the more email I get
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| P++ |
The more email I get, the more plans I write to stop the flood.
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| P+++ |
I don't read my email anymore.
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Bk: An indication of how many books you have published
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| Bk |
One Book
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| Bk+ |
Two Books
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| Bk++ |
Red Book, Blue Book
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Vi: An indication of how many videos you have directed.
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| Vi |
One Video
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| Vi+ |
Two Videos
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| Vi++ |
More Videos
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